Stolen from Inaara.
1) Name: Max
2) Name Backwards: Xam
3) Were you named after anyone?: That is top secret information thank you very much. o.o
4) Does your name mean anything?: Pure Pwnage.
5) Nick Name(s): Dezu. Midget. Creeper. Short.
6) Screen Name(s): CENSOREDwordz (obviously), boredoms_child, Pirates Trinket, Pirate Dezu, Dezu
7) Date Of Birth: August 5th
8) Place of Birth: Canada
9) Nationality: Russian, Ukrainian, German, Turkish, Pirate, Zombiekiller
10) Current Location: Mah baze!
11) Religion: Let me get back to you on that. ><
12) Height: 5'4" ><
13) Shoe Size: Paw. Let me put it on your face and you tell me.
14) Hair colour: White
15) Eye colour: Blueishgoldishgreenishtheresaweirdringofcolourz
16) What do you look like?: Delicious.
17) Innie or Outie?: Innie. xD
18) Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous: I'm....not...sure anymore.
19) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Other. Pansexual. HA!
20) Best friends irl: I likez Inaara and Zach. Shawndermenz is oki I guess. Being a lezbian and all. XD
21) Best friend you trust the most: Erik
22) Best friends {your sex}: I dunno. Pretty sure Zachs lieing about being a man.
23) Best friends of the opposite sex: I don't know anymore.
24) Best Bud(s): I'm not sure ><
25) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: 1. Of the male variety thank you.
26) Crush: I dunno really. Their kinda fleeting 5 second "Their cute" and it's gone.
27) Parent(s): I don't have any. But I have my grandparents ^^ I win!
28) Worst Enemy: -growls- I dare not utter the name of those I wish to shred. ... I mean LAWLWUT!
29) Funniest friend: Zach and Inaara tie.
31) Advice Friend: None. They kinda all give different advice so it fails.
32) Loudest Friend: Pretty loud myself when I'm excited.
33) Person you cry with: I don't like crying in public often <<...>>
34) Any sisters: I has a little step sister. I win.
35) Any brothers: None. Probably for the best.
36) Any pets: 3 dogs. Honey, Fonzie, and Shadow. A cat named Kuro. A guinea pig named WiL. A cow named Lucky. A rooster named Ferdanaz. And this crazy squirrel that sits outside my window for hours at a time just screaming named WTF?!O.O. He's there alot so I call him a pet.
37) A Disease: I'm anemic...and crazy...and just generally sick alot.o.o special nao?
38) A Pager: Maybe in the 80's. Iz called a Cellphone now fool XD
39) A mp3 player/ipod: Old skoolz ipod video.
40) A laptop: Gauze I and Gauze II. Gauze I is missing ><
41) Gaming platform ie nintendo/xbox: PS2 and PSP. Gameboy is fun when I know where it is.
42) Surround sound: Er. No but we have those surround sound headphones that are attached to the tv so when you want the tv loud but everyone around you isn't deaf enough for it to be that loud, you can listen. ^^
43) A Personal phone line: My cellphone and sometimes I steal a phone from elsewhere in the house and hook it up to the internet (Dialup) cord and pretend I have a personal phone line ^^
44) A Cell phone: yeah. It should be dead. My electronic devices never die. It's crazy.
46) A Pool or hot tub: Nein to the max.
47) A Car: BORG!
Describe Your...
48) Personality: dark, obscure, obnoxious, doesn't really care, or thats what it seems like sometimes, I like to do my own thing, and I'm always right, (even when yI'm wrong)
49) Driving: Hellzyah!
50) Car or one you want: 2000 two door Chevy Cavalier
52) What’s missing?: My soul.
54) Bed: Comfy. It has stars and moons and a sun on it.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Close to my grandparents. Their really cool for being so old.
56) Believe in yourself: what is there to believe? Not really. My self-esteem = bleh
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: A bit. I believe theres love and lust.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: I try when I wanna. ^^
FTW 59 RAN AWAY D8
60) Get along with your parents: I get along with my guardians.
61) Save your e-mail conversations: It does it automatically. So yeah.
62) Pray: Sometimes.
63) Believe in reincarnation: Yeah.
64) Like to make fun of people: Depends.
65) Like to talk on the phone: Depends.
66) Like to eat?: Sometimes. I go days without eating sometimes ><
67) Like to drive: sometimes.
68) Get motion sickness: Depends. Never to the point where I puke though.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yup
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: sometimes.
71) Dream in color: BURN THE WITCH!...yeah
72) Type with your fingers on home row: asdfghjkl; yay!
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Yeah
74) Right next to you: Pillow
75) On the walls of your room: A map of the world in 1651. Tokio Hotel Poster. Pirates Code of Conduct. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac poster X2. System of a Down poster. LOTR poster. Trippy Poster. In the Even of Zombie attack 3 steps to surviving infestation poster. Anime posters. Dragon poster. Gundam Wing Duo with his Gundam poster. Jack Skellington Poster. Some of my paintings. A mirror in a bike tire. FFVII:AC action figures ^^ Roxas action figure. ^^ My walls are littered to the hardcore.
76) On your mouse pad: I don't have one ><
77) Your dream car: Deep orange, like burnt version of my car. I love mah fecking car.
78) Your dream date: Uh...o.o
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Paris again.
80) Your dream husband/wife: male.
81) Your bedtime: ROFL
82) Under your bed: gathering of junk
83) The single most important question: Are you going to rape me?
84) Your bad time of the day: 3-4. I get emotional o.o
85) Your worst fear(s): Death by anything but in my sleep of natural causes. Pain is a big fear to.
86) The weather like: Warm but cool.
87) The time?: 10:22 pm rofl
88) The date?:June 7th ...
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Putting an open can of tuna in a paper bag at the top of the stairs. Played on my cat. It was only three stairs so he didn't get hurt. He has trust issues though.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Squid. ^^
91) Your Theme Song: It's Been Awhile by Staind
92) The hardest thing about growing up: best friends deciding they hate you or death of a family member.
93) Your funniest experience: Uhhhh... I can't remember. Theres alot.
94) Your scariest moment: When I got in a really bad car accident and got out of the car only to have the police officer and ambulance paramedics look at me like I was a ghost and tell me I should be dead.
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: "Zach, will you beat my children?" "Don't you mean bear?" "DAMNIT!"
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Uh. I dunno.
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Car accident mentioned above.
98) The worst feeling in the world: Fear. Anxiety.
99) The best feeling in the world: Being loved.
100) 5 people you tag: Nu. Just nu.
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